Please, give me a break!!!
Yes, I want to loose it ...
It's one very annoying thing to have this following senario each time I open my mouth:
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"Hello, how are you doing?"
- "Fine, thank you! How about you?"
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"Oh! where are you from?"
(There we go again ... !!!)
- "Excuse me?"
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"Yes, your accent, what is it?"
(Gzzzzzz!!! I barely opened my mouth!?!?!?)
-"Well, have a wild guess!
(Actually, if you could make it an educated one ... That would be great for once!!!)
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"German?"
-"Nop!"
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"Russian?"
-"Nop!"
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"Polish?"
-"Nop! You are SO cold ... !!!"
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"So, what is it?"
-"French!"
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"No way!!!"
(Oh!!! Ya!!! Like if I didn't know myself!!!!)
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"French!? It's the best accent, the most beautiful language!
(Yes, right!!! Like if you knew what you were talking about!!! You couldn't even put your hand on it!!!???)
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"Comment allez-vous? Comment vous appelez vous? Je m'appelle ..."
(Oh, please!!!)
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"Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
(Hell NO ... !!!)
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"That's all I know ... That's all I remember from High School class ..."
(Thank God!!! Bla, bla, bla ...)
-"Ok, got to go. Bye!"
(Looser ... !!!)
Each time it's the same deal!!! It's ridiculous ... really!!! I'm so tired of this scenario.
This accent thing is more like a speech disability more then anything, I'm telling you!!!
-"what did you say?"
-"what are you trying to say?"
-"I didn't understand what you just said!"
The only cool thing about the accent, is that I can blame it on my French when I have a patty mouth:
-"Oups! Excuse my French!"
LOL.
And some time to get out of an illegal U turn ticket:
-"Pardon? Oh, desolee ... sorry ... Je suis perdue ... hu!!! ... I'm lost! ... "
Although I need to have my French passport handy instead of my Californian driving license!!! LOL.
Oh, well ... After 10 years in this country I should be used to it by now! But actually it drives me nuts. I wish I had gotten ride of this accent by now!
The worse is when I go back home and they ask me where I come from there too !!!!????
Man !!! ...
I can't win, can I ???